CHENEY SHOOTS HUNTER

**usmarine** · 02-13-2006, 12:19 AM

CHENEY SHOOTS HUNTER

The shooting was first reported by the Corpus Christi Caller-Times.

"It was just one of those things that unfortunately happens quite often when hunting."
-Kathryn Garcia

Quite often??? Neither me, nor my friends have ever been shot. All of us hunters must be real dumbasses, according to this paper.

**Butch-M** · 02-13-2006, 05:07 AM

Them Cheney eyes are gettin old. Perhaps his hunting partners should borrow some of that Secret Service kevlar in the future.

**cousin dan** · 02-13-2006, 08:51 AM

According to the lady that owns the ranch they were hunting at, and who was an eyewitness said it was the old fart who was standing right in the way and got his dumb *** peppered with 28 gauge pellets fault.

OK, maybe those weren't her exact words, but that's more or less what she insinuated when she said the guy left the hunting group and then rejoined without telling anybody.

**tucker301** · 02-13-2006, 11:22 AM

Paraphrasing what I read:

The guy followed up on a covey through some tall grass while Cheney and his group pursued another covey.

He (the old lawyer dude) then came up on Cheney's group from behind in the tall grass.

The second covey flushed back in that direction and Cheney swung on and shot at a bird, which happened to line up perfectly with the victim.
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I think Cheney is a jerk and a crook, and I'd love nothing more than to see this being a total screwup on his part, but that's not the case.
The way it played out, any one of us could have just as easily peppered the guy.

Totally his fault for not announcing himself when approaching from behind.

**Remy** · 02-13-2006, 12:07 PM

Tucker,

You may think that the Vice President is a jerk, but you sure would have never seen Lurch(Kerry) or *****-face(Edwards) out quail hunting. They would be too busy scheming a way to disarm law-abiding gun owners and run all the gun companies out of business with frivolous lawsuits!!

**Remy** · 02-13-2006, 12:11 PM

In case you are wondering what the Nazi forum software edited out of my name for John-boy Edwards, it is the nick name for a cat and rhymes with woosie!

**tucker301** · 02-13-2006, 12:28 PM

Originally posted by Remy:
Tucker,

You may think that the Vice President is a jerk, but you sure would have never seen Lurch(Kerry) or *****-face(Edwards) out quail hunting. They would be too busy scheming a way to disarm law-abiding gun owners and run all the gun companies out of business with frivolous lawsuits!!

I wouldn't offer any contradiction to that statement, but other people's shortcomings do not excuse the current administration's wrongdoings.

Every election in the last 30 years has been about choosing the lesser of two evils, rather than about choosing the greater of two goods.

**bwana1** · 02-13-2006, 12:31 PM

Irony- Chenney -VP under Bush2. --Quaile- VP under Bush1....

**Butch-M** · 02-13-2006, 01:11 PM

In keeping with the "lesser of two evils" thought ... Someone once asked "why is it we have 50 choices in picking a Miss America ... yet only two for President???"

I agree with Remy that the Clinton/Kerry crowd would be breaking down our doors looking for black BB guns with a pistol grip; and terrorists would be blowing up stuff all over the country ... but I gotta say Tucker has a point too. Corporate America sure has been raping us since Bush got re-elected!!! ($3.00 a gallon for heating oil for instance, illegal immigrants POURING across the border unchecked to fuel cheap labor and hold down wages, etc, etc, etc. Then there's "Haliburtin" & Cheney, need more be said??? LOL It's "****ed if we do; and ****ed if we don't"

Enjoy that Benelli and the open woods & swamps people ... that's where you're free!

Butch