tucker301
11-22-2004, 08:50 PM
Living in a small town has its distinct disadvantages when it comes to many things.
Submitted as exhibit A is the phone conversation I just had with my local sporting goods store (aka Wal-Mart).
"Sporting Goods, please"...
'Hello, dis is spoating guds'
"Yes, do you have any steel or hevi shot in 12 guage 3 and a half inch?"
[I figured this was about as far as I'd dare to tax the sharp mind of the Wal-Mart sporting goods counter person. If they got this close, I'd make the drive and look for the particular brand/size combination in person.]
'Ho-doan'
different voice - 'Hullo'
"Hello, I'm checking to see if you have any steel or hevi shot in 12 ga. - 3 and a half inch."
'Is dem bullits?'
"Never mind"
So, tomorrow I drive past Wal-Mart and go 30 miles out of my way to the nearest bonafide sporting goods store to purchase ammunition for my upcoming duck/goose hunt on Friday.
Wal-Mart is a plague, slowly eating away at this once great nation. Their low prices force knowledgable shop keepers out of business and we are left minimum wage kids and old people who don't "bullits" from shotshells.
Submitted as exhibit A is the phone conversation I just had with my local sporting goods store (aka Wal-Mart).
"Sporting Goods, please"...
'Hello, dis is spoating guds'
"Yes, do you have any steel or hevi shot in 12 guage 3 and a half inch?"
[I figured this was about as far as I'd dare to tax the sharp mind of the Wal-Mart sporting goods counter person. If they got this close, I'd make the drive and look for the particular brand/size combination in person.]
'Ho-doan'
different voice - 'Hullo'
"Hello, I'm checking to see if you have any steel or hevi shot in 12 ga. - 3 and a half inch."
'Is dem bullits?'
"Never mind"
So, tomorrow I drive past Wal-Mart and go 30 miles out of my way to the nearest bonafide sporting goods store to purchase ammunition for my upcoming duck/goose hunt on Friday.
Wal-Mart is a plague, slowly eating away at this once great nation. Their low prices force knowledgable shop keepers out of business and we are left minimum wage kids and old people who don't "bullits" from shotshells.